normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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