we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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