Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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