If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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