I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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