There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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