i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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