my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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