I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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