I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Randomize
