My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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