So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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