your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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