yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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