...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just invented taco cereal.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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