i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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