At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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