tequila makes me forget i have legs
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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