My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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