Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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