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I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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