is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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