Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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