i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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