Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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