If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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