So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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