office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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