But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Randomize
