Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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