do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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