I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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