Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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