the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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