I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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