U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
