I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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