I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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