I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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