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(703): View more from Virginia

My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much

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(916): View more from California

i think i have herpe

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just one?

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(712): View more from Iowa

The police scanner is talking about you again....

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(607): View more from New York

Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?

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(816): View more from Missouri

I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.

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(713): View more from Texas

You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.

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(925): View more from California

FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow

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(404): View more from Georgia

He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.

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