I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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