What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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