i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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