Sponge bath it is.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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