Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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