Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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