Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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