That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
She needs sedatives and a leash
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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