I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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