So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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