I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
