belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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