Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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