i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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