i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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