They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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