How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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