Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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