my phone needs a breathalizer
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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