isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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